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I wish I had been on Disney when I was little…

I really do (even though Nickelodeon is was better). Do you see these Disney kids grow up? Their lives are awesome. They perform on shows that are inarguably awful. I don’t know about you, but the shows I watched when I was littler were baller. You had The Rugrats tearing shit up, Clarissa dropping knowledge on everyones asses, and Doug was just being a cool dude. Straight up cool shit.

Now every show has some kids dancing and singing. Singing was my least favorite part of anything when I was little.If I was watching a show that had singing in it I would change the channel until it was over… I also changed the channel when NickNews came on because that show was lame. But I digress.

These kids just get spots on these shows and then have it made… then to top it off no one really cares if they fuck up in life. Britney Spears went on such an incredibly hillarious downword plummit that a little cocaine addiction isn’t news anymore.

Also, as soon as they hit puberty, everyone wants their famous-kid-star-junk.

I would have fit in there so well.