I have become very fond of infusing vodka with different fruits. It makes it taste good and gives me something to do.
The other day my buddy saw me do this and said “You’re so college.” After thinking about this I say, fuck that. No, wait. Fuck you. Thats better. This isn’t college. College would be infusing vodka with beer and then drinking before a midterm. Thats next week’s plan. No, this is extremely white of me. This is probably the whitest things I’ve ever done…
… aside from play lacrosse. For eight years.
