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Dec. '10

Rudy. Samewise Gamgee. The kid from The Goonies. Small parts in Adam Sandler movies. I look like Sean Aston. It is simply a fact. Today I was timidly told by a Dunkin Donuts employee that I look like “That kid from the goonies.” But this isn’t the first time I was told this. It all started in middle school, probably when I started growing into the ridiculously handsome stud I am today. I mean for reals, I look fantastic and so does Sean Aston. If I could pick one actor to look like why wouldn’t I pick Sean Aston? He is a child star who seamlessly moved on to be an actor in one of the biggest trilogies ever. I bet that guy gets as many chicks as he wants. He probably goes home every night, glances at his phone to see 1,000 voicemails all from different chicks, and picks one at random. Pretty close to what I do every night. As for being called by the names of his characters, I feel differently. Being called Rudy is kind of awesome. He came over some many obstacles to get into a ND football game and go down as the best looking player in history. I even will take the kid from the Goonies because he got into a bunch of shit and didn’t even care. He was calm cool and collected. He has my vote for president. What I don’t like is Samwise Gamgee. Do I really look like a fucking Hobbit? They don’t wear shoes because their feet are gross and huge. My feet could be in magazines. Seriously beautiful feet right here. They are also really chubby and short. I, on the other hand, am a chiseled stud who could probably dunk on a regulation sized hoop if I wanted to. I’ve never tried, but it looks simple enough.

Rudy. Samewise Gamgee. The kid from The Goonies. Small parts in Adam Sandler movies. I look like Sean Aston. It is simply a fact.

Today I was timidly told by a Dunkin Donuts employee that I look like “That kid from the goonies.” But this isn’t the first time I was told this.

It all started in middle school, probably when I started growing into the ridiculously handsome stud I am today. I mean for reals, I look fantastic and so does Sean Aston. If I could pick one actor to look like why wouldn’t I pick Sean Aston? He is a child star who seamlessly moved on to be an actor in one of the biggest trilogies ever. I bet that guy gets as many chicks as he wants. He probably goes home every night, glances at his phone to see 1,000 voicemails all from different chicks, and picks one at random. Pretty close to what I do every night.

As for being called by the names of his characters, I feel differently.

Being called Rudy is kind of awesome. He came over some many obstacles to get into a ND football game and go down as the best looking player in history. I even will take the kid from the Goonies because he got into a bunch of shit and didn’t even care. He was calm cool and collected. He has my vote for president.

What I don’t like is Samwise Gamgee. Do I really look like a fucking Hobbit? They don’t wear shoes because their feet are gross and huge. My feet could be in magazines. Seriously beautiful feet right here. They are also really chubby and short. I, on the other hand, am a chiseled stud who could probably dunk on a regulation sized hoop if I wanted to. I’ve never tried, but it looks simple enough.

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